Showing posts with label PM Harper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PM Harper. Show all posts

Monday, August 13, 2012

It Strikes Me Funny: “Penny for your thoughts”

One of the Conservative Government’s penny saving ventures will be delayed. PM Harper has decided to produce the iconic Canadian penny until after Christmas.


Then, after that, exciting new transactions will take place at cash registers across the land!


And we’ll all save millions!


Well... we’ll maybe save $11 million, minus the cost of all the new nickels Mr. Harper will have to produce.

How much will that cost us? The PM will never say.

And since nickels cost more to produce than pennies, we could actually lose money (as well as the iconic penny) for years to come.

Welcome to Harperville!

Penny for your thoughts.

[Photos by G.Harrison]

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Monday, June 4, 2012

Welcome to Harperville: “Smoke and fire up your pants”

[Boots to You: Photo link]

The government will impose its will

[“Trains will start rolling again on Friday at Canadian Pacific Railway Ltd. after the Canadian Senate passed back-to-work legislation on Thursday evening...” June 1, London Free Press]

CP Rail workers will get back to work. Our Prime Minister says so and will make it so.

Government ministers will craft bills - when they wish - to push back-to-work legislation upon Canadian workers. Our Prime Minister says so and will make it so.

Hundreds of Canadian citizens at a time will have their noses rubbed in fundamental Conservative facts, that the economy is the new God. Our Prime Minister says so and will make it so.

Citizens’ rights will, at any time across Canada, take a back seat to the Toronto Stock Exchange, hedge fund managers, government bills and The Economy. Our Prime Minister says so and will make it so.

Though “the railroad expects operations to be back to normal within 48 hours” (London Free Press), citizens’ and workers’ rights will not be. Though Labour Minister L. Raitt says “the government acted to ensure continued rail services for businesses, families and the economy”, she says nothing about how heavy-handed governments in the past have set back freedoms and rights for men, women and families around the world. 

She probably doesn’t know. She is only expected to read from her notes and distract people from the fact Canada’s Prime Minister is blowing more smoke and fire up your pants.

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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Welcome to Harperville: “Robosmoke and fire up your pants”


[Harper brushed aside accusations of sleaze... Feb.28, London Free Press]

Is it true? Canada may have a Robo-Prime Minister?

Yes, it’s true.

Canada may have a Roboprime Minister and all that goes with it, i.e., Robovoting for major bills and policies that affect all of Canada, a Robogovernment that includes such illustrious features as a Robofinance Minister (Jim “Nuts” Flaherty) and Robominister of Foreign Affairs (John “Bolts” Baird).

And why would Roboharper and his Robopolitico Machino stoop to include robocalls (automated phone calls to misdirect voters) in their bag of election strategies?

One can only imagine... and so I did.

I imagine the Conservative politico machino is so thirsty for power (like a robot thirsty for it’s life-giving oil from the tarsands) it is willing to do anything to achieve prominence.

I imagine the Conservative politico machino looked at Roboharper’s minority numbers before the last election and realized it needed something more clever than speech and policy writing to turn the tide in his favour.

I imagine the Conservative politico machino looked at the riches pouring into its coffers from Conservatives across the land, felt great pressure to succeed (“This may be our best chance ever! Hoorah!”) and considered a few less-than-stellar brain waves.

I imagine many Robomembers of the Conservative party had no idea how serious was the affront to democracy they considered, blinded as they were by the possibilities of political victory and subsequent power.

To those who believe that one little kid is responsible for the Robocall incident currently making headlines across this wide and wild land of ours, I can only say they have grown far too accustomed to our Roboprime Minister blowing smoke and fire up their pants.

Welcome to Harperville. Next stop, Judicial Inquiry!

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Saturday, February 25, 2012

Welcome to Harperville: “Curses! More smoke and fire down our pants”

[“The government has kept tight-lipped on details of its plans, only releasing bits of information in dribs and drabs.” Feb. 22, London Free Press]

If I wanted to sneak up behind you to steal your wallet, I’d probably try one of the oldest tricks in the book called ‘Hey, look over there. Is that your sister?’

Though you may call the trick by another name, it works like this: I don’t want you to see me slip ten bucks out of your wallet and into mine so I distract you. I point to your left and, in a very serious tone - to make myself sound very believable - I ask you to see if that person walking by is your sister.

Now, this ploy works very well if you in fact have a sister and want to engage her in a long conversation. If you don’t have a sister, then I get caught with my hand in your back pocket. Whoops.

While we speak, Prime Minister Harper is trying the same trick on all Canadians as he makes plans to reform Old Age Security (OAS) by making some or many older Canadians work longer, e.g., to age 67 (for now), before collecting hard-earned benefits.


["Is it out of this world to pay a bit more now than later?": Toon by GH]

Why, only last Tuesday, Conservative Human Resource Minister Diane Finley “tried to persuade Canadians that those changes are indeed necessary, warning doing nothing would create an undue burden on future generations of Canadians.”

Finley’s trick is very slick. She warns that we will all place an undeserved burden upon the shoulders of our grandchildren if we don’t follow the Prime Minister’s plan. Though there’s not a word about anybody’s sister, many Canadians will at least be a little more fearful now of the prospects facing children and grandchildren across this once mighty land. And when people are fearful, they’re a little more willing to sacrifice, a little more willing to spend a few more years at work in their later years.

In my opinion, though the information about PM Harper’s plan is only coming out in ‘dribs and drabs’, at least that’s better than the zero amount of information Canadians are receiving about all the reasons why revenues on the government ledger seem unable to support OAS benefits.

Yes, we hear about how people are living longer (from conservative think tanks, no less) but nary a word about how revenues have been affected by the Conservative decrease in the GST. We hear about more boomers “coming down the pipes” (Feb. 22, Free Press) but about how recent corporate tax breaks have affected the coffers - nada, as in ‘not a word’.

To help with giving Canadians even more useful information, maybe the Conservative Federal Government could conduct a poll and ask how many Canadians would like to see corporations pay 1 per cent more tax now, and be willing to spent one per cent more on the GST now, rather than work longer in the future.

Don’t hold your breath.

If you feel more heat around your ankles than usual, that’s just the smoke and fire our Prime Minister is blowing down your pants.

Get used to it, for now.

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Monday, February 6, 2012

The Canadian Dream is dust: Pensions are a political footballs

[“... the ratio of taxpayers to pensioners is declining. Has the term ‘gray tsunami’ been taken? If not, I’m coining it here, and that’s what pension funds see over the horizon. G.Harrison, Fri., Feb. 3, The Canadian Dream is dust: Thots about my pension]

I have a pension. Many readers in all likelihood don’t. My monthly payment went up in January compared to 2011’s monthly payout. Many readers will shake their head and reach for the nearest projectile... to toss at my bean.

While I prepare to duck, it seems a good time to ask again, “what can be done to support Canadians in their post-working life, their golden years (the ‘days of denim and T-shirts’ as I like to say), so that all our dreams don’t turn to dust?” (GH, previous related post, Feb. 3)

And as I said then too, “let’s throw some ideas out, like wet spaghetti against a wall, and see what sticks...”

Ideas, in no particular order...

One. A good idea. Canadians in general, are quite wealthy by global standards, and though the gap between the rich and poor is growing, we have the means (a fairly reliable parliamentary system, various policies of taxation and income distribution) to collect and redistribute some of the combined wealth to people, in a relatively fair and judicious manner. So, when discussing the hot topic of pensions, let’s consider and use those means at our disposal as fully as possible, and get our money’s worth from organized levels of government and those taxation and funding systems already in place.


["Four sailors, 1944, on their way to Vancouver Island. No pensions were granted after their years of service. What do you expect in regards to a pension?": My dad is at far left - GH]

Two. That being said, our federal Conservative government is therefore jumping the gun - and this is a bad idea - by pushing onto Canadians a new privately administered pension system called Pooled Registered Pension Plans (PRPP), rather than trying to correct the course with the already established publicly administered plans, the Canadian Pension Plan (CPP) and Old Age Security (OAS) systems. Not just jumping the gun. Prime Minister Harper is also promoting the private plan in a most sly, sneaky and disrespectful fashion - another bad idea - by announcing proposed changes to the OAS while brunching with some of the wealthiest of the wealthy in Davos, Switzerland, and not within the sturdy, democratic hall known to Canadians as the House of Commons.

Three. A bad idea. When trying to educate Canadians about pension plans, reforms, etc., our federal Conservative government should not just rely on reports handed to them on a silver platter by the C.D. Howe Institute, a right-wing think tank made up of, and sponsored by, more of the wealthiest of the wealthy, whose chief philosophies relate to lowering corporate taxes and reducing public social programs, like pensions. Read, more for the wealthy, less for the other 99 per cent of Canadians. (Good grief, Mr. Harper. We sure know we’re in trouble when you put the foxes in charge of the hen house).

You thought pensions were not tied to politics? Oh, but they are. Always will be.

More to follow.

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Friday, January 13, 2012

Welcome to Harperville: “Smoke and fire up your pants”

[“Some critics of Ottawa’s economic approach say they’re concerned with (Canada’s) increasing reliance on petroleum revenue they contend comes at the expense of other regions.” Jan. 12, London Free Press]

Canada’s Conservative Federal Government (aka The Feds) has one plan and one plan only for the country’s economic future, i.e., sell as much dirty, expensive tar sand oil as soon as possible.

There is no Plan B, so if you feel the heat a-risin’ up your pant leg, a weak, short-sighted economic plan for 35 million people in a warming climate may be one reason.

Another reason. When Line Dance Minister Jim Flatulence, the man in charge of the largest debt in Canadian history and an unmanageable deficit, says, “It’s clear to me it’s not time for dangerous new spending” (Jan. 12, Free Press), he doesn’t mention the excessive costs related to purchasing fighter jets from the U.S.A. (the actual costs are unknown), to building new federal prisons in a country with a lowering crime rate, to expanding the size of the House of Commons, and to the largest Prime Minister’s Office in the history of Canada, if not the known universe.


[“Let me know how your debate goes”: see Dolighan.com]

Add to the mix a Prime Minister who doesn’t give a tinker’s toot for the environment (he may not even know that global warming, climate instability and Canada’s excessive exploitation of natural resources are related) and we have perfect conditions for a lot more smoke and fire up your pants.

Keep a water bucket handy if you can afford it.

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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Welcome to Harperville: “Still more smoke and fire up your pants”

[There will be no golden eggs in this winter’s federal budget for Opposition MPs with their hands out. Nov. 26, London Free Press]

Line Dance Minister Jim Flatulence, never short for words, said a lot of interesting things about his upcoming budget recently, “left little or no room for anyone looking to derail the government’s cost-cutting agenda”, but also left several things unsaid, according to Conservative Prime Minister Harper’s tight-lipped plan.

What was said?

“As we do every year, we will hear from various groups, including the opposition, calling for more spending, new programs and bigger government.” (Nov. 26, Free Press)

What wasn’t said?

The Conservatives will thumb their noses at the opposition in the spirit of co-operation with the majority of Canadians, and will keep really quiet about the ‘more spending, new programs and bigger government’ of their own as the mystery bills for their ‘Omnibush’ Crime Bill, fighter jets and last Economic Action Plan come home to roost in the future.


["While Harper spends, spends, spends - suck on this, Canada!": photo GH]

What else was said?

“Although we stand prepared to be flexible and pragmatic should circumstances warrant it, we will stick to our low-tax plan to create jobs and economic growth.”

What wasn’t said?

The Conservatives have no plan or money if there is no economic growth because their current low-tax plan has reduced the size of the government coffers considerably, and it will shrink even more once their next promised corporate-tax reduction comes into effect.

What else was said?

“If European leaders continue to dither, future generations will inherit unsustainable debt burdens.”

What wasn’t said?

Canadian Conservative leaders will continue to dither with their low-tax plan to create jobs.

PM Harper has no Plan B.

Canadians already carry unsustainable debt burdens and future generations will inherit even more.

PM Harper and his Line Dance Minister will blow even more smoke and fire up our pants in the spring.

Stay tuned.


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Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Welcome to Harperville: “More smoke and fire up your pants”


[“Speculation was rampant Monday that Finance Minister Jim Flaherty is going to break his promise by his boss to erase the deficit in three years.” Today’s London Free Press]

PM Harper promised to erase the deficit in three years, come hell or high water.

(Read my lips. It won't ever happen).

Meanwhile, back at the Finance Dept., Jim Flaherty has been sending out the message, as often as he can, that these are challenging economic times as far as his beady little eyes can see.

To anyone who will listen Jim has also mentioned the following:

- Canada’s unemployment has grown, according to recent reports, from 7.1 to 7.3 %

- the Greek situation could send Europe into a recession

- the US economy is struggling

- because of turbulence (Can you feel it?) his own growth expectations for the near future have been lowered

However, and this strikes me as funny, he hasn’t mentioned his boss's proposed corporate tax reduction for 2011 and how much that will cost the national treasury annually or who is going to have to make up the difference, and how, in the short or long term.

It’s no coincidence then, as many average Canadians are facing tougher times than ever before, there is also the feeling that someone is blowing smoke and fire up their pants.

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Which Canadian Prime Minister has had the most expensive PMO or Prime Minister’s Office?

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Friday, July 15, 2011

Welcome to Harperville PT 4: “More smoke and fire down your pants”

[“It does make it look like the federal government is using the public purse as a piggy bank for their own ridings.” P. Nash, NDP finance critic]

I don’t mind that our federal Conservative government is spending money across Canada on good programs that do good things for good people.

After all, I’m a good people too and one day I may get a bonus for all that I do... everywhere. (I’m ready now).

Again, after all, Canadian cash for an airport in Saskatchewan may keep good people working at good jobs until the high price of fuel puts the squeeze on future flights. And Canadian cash for a doughnut manufacturer in New Brunswick may keep good people up to their waist in goodies until the cows come home... if they can pass through the farm gate without getting stuck.

At least eight other ministers or Conservative MPs are making funding announcements across Canada too. Good.

Unless... unless the MPs are only Conservative MPs and the projects they’re funding are in Conservative ridings. This is Canada after all, home to NDPers and Grits and Greens and a few Bloc members. And money should be distributed fairly. I especially don't mind that.


[“Cement Hands Clement is in control now, Canada.”]

I mean, if Treasury Board Prez “Cement Hands” Clement is going to tighten the collective belts of all Canadians, then largess (from the overall savings, of course) should be spread out in a neat and tidy manner to all those affected. Not just those good people in good Conservative ridings.

Otherwise, Canadians’ll just get the impression that PM Harper is singing his favourite tune again, i.e., Welcome to Harperville.

I do mind that.

I already know the chorus off by heart:

“Here’s to smoke and fire down your pants,
Down your pants, down your pants.
Here’s to smoke and fire down your pants,
Oily in the morning.”


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Saturday, June 25, 2011

Welcome to Harperville: More smoke and fire down your pants

Oh, it definitely strikes me funny that Tony Clement, Federal Conservative MP, president of the Treasury Board and Minister of ALL THAT ISN’T NAILED DOWN, set up a meeting recently to grill - and I mean grill over a very hot bed of charcoal - oil and gas executives.

The grilling will likely be so hot I won’t be surprised when I hear an oil baron spontaneously burst into flame.

“Can you tell me about prices at the gas pump?” he will ask them.

“I want to know why Canadians feel that prices are so high,” he’ll say.

“Help me understand why gas prices go up and down, and then up and down, and then up... but not down,” he’ll say.


[“What goes up but not down? I don't know.”: photo link]

Back in May he said, “All I know is that prices are going up and down and sideways and nobody knows why.”

He continued, as quoted in a news article:

“No one can understand how last year when oil was $140 or $150 a barrel, gas was at $1.37 a litre and now that oil is south of $98 a barrel and yet we’re paying more. No one understands how that can happen.” (May 12, Toronto Sun)

The article continued:

That doesn’t mean, though, that Clement is itching to take any specific action that would lower prices immediately.

That I believe. And two other things come to mind.

By grilling a few sides of beef, Tony will learn he was right. No one understands. No one knows anything. Probably not even oil and gas barons. Tony will ask his heated questions and come up empty. But he will blow smoke and fire down your pants.

Also, I get the feeling that Tony’s BBQ party with the oil and gas barons is nothing more than a photo op, a way for Tony to look like he gives a hoot about the average Canadian - other than those in his very wealthy riding.

Now that “Cement-hands” Clement, Pres. of the Treasury Board, is being investigated by the RCMP for the alleged misappropriation of G8 Summit funds, he will need all the help he can get to look good.

Canada, welcome to Harperville, the land of smoke and fire down your pants.

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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Letters to the Editor: Smoke and fire down your pants

[I’m not alone. My recent series, ‘Welcome to Harperville: Smoke and Fire Down Your Pants’ obviously touched a nerve in many.]

Letters to the editor in last Saturday’s issue of The London Free Press reveal I have the pulse of 65% of the nation. (The other 35% live in Harperville).

Justin Z. writes (re coalition governments):

“... people need to realize they are legitimate... a constitutionally viable option.

“It saddens me to see our leaders using bad leadership and flat out lying to Canadians about how a parliamentary system works.”


In other words, Justin realizes PM Harper is just trying to blow smoke and fire down your pants.

Edward J. M. writes:


“I’m being told more and more often that Canadians do not want an election. Well, I am a Canadian and very proud of it. I do want an election.”

In other words, PM Harper’s first words to the press after Parliament had to be closed due to his contempt (“The vote today, which obviously disappoints me will, I suspect, disappoint most Canadians”) was just him blowing smoke and fire down your pants.

Jim R. writes:

“... one party in particular has gotten under my skin. The Conservative party has come out warning people a coalition... would be a bad thing. Stephen Harper has a short memory. The Conservative party is a coalition of the former Canadian Alliance and the Progressive-Conservative party”

More smoke and fire from the big man. Down your pants.

Virginia B. writes:

“Harper’s message of misinformation that the budget was the excuse of the opposition (i.e., reason for non-confidence vote) is being reported by most news services in such a way it appears to carry more weight than the truth (i.e., Harper’s contempt for Parliament).”

More smoke. More fire. Down your pants.

And... you heard it here first

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Monday, April 4, 2011

Series of Significance: Smoke and Fire Down Your Pants

[The following five posts were originally listed separately. They are resubmitted here in one package for your convenience. I’m all about convenience. No extra charge!]

Welcome to Harperville: Smoke and fire down your pants

[Ottawa - After more than five years as the leader of minority governments, Prime Minister Stephen Harper finally lost the confidence of the House of Commons on Friday...

“The vote today, which obviously disappoints me will, I suspect, disappoint most Canadians,” Harper said.
- March 26, London Free Press]

Welcome, one and all, to Harperville... the wee little corner of the universe inhabited by a reformer, deformer and smoke and fire performer of some caliber, and all those who know and love him.

I present to you the Prime Minister of Canada.

Before I allow him to say a few words, however, let me just say that Friday’s vote should have disappointed the Prime Minister. It should have disappointed each member of the House of Commons and each law-abiding citizen of Canada, even those in Harperville.


[“Harper is not even half disappointed”: photo link]

But it should disappoint us for the right reasons.

The following comes from an insider’s view of the House:

“And now the House has found the government in contempt, for the first time in Canadian history, as well as the first time in the entire history of the Commonwealth. The PM dismissed it all this past weekend as procedure; the Speaker has concluded it is pivotal.” - The Parallel Parliament

Harper should be disappointed that he is the only Canadian Prime Minister in history to be found in contempt of Parliament.

Let’s hear what he has to say for himself. Shhh. He’s about to speak.

“I’ve come here today to blow smoke and fire down your pants!”

Crap. Business as usual, as one might expect.

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Smoke and fire down your pants PT 2

[Headline - Harper 'lies' about coalition details: Broadbent

"I've never seen the leader of a Conservative party, certainly not Bob Stanfield, certainly not Joe Clark, lie — I choose the word deliberately — the way Mr. Harper has," Broadbent said.

The former NDP leader, who helped negotiate Monday's deal between the New Democrats and the Liberals with the support of the Bloc Québécois, said Harper also lied when he said the three opposition leaders refused to sign their agreement in front of a Canadian flag because Gilles Duceppe, a Quebec sovereigntist, objected.

In fact, there were at least two flags present at Monday's signing ceremony, as well as a painting of the Fathers of Confederation.
Wed., Dec. 3, 2008, CBC News]

Coalition details:

Prime Minister Harper has a history of lying about coalitions. And the Canadian flag too, for Pete’s sake.


As well, Harper forgets to tell Canadians he signed up for a coalition when Leader of the Opposition. (Did he wrap himself in the Canadian flag at the time? Did the Fathers of Confederation smile upon him?)

My goodness. The man who likes to blow smoke and fire down your pants got burned himself.

Some readers might ask, why should anyone believe his word about a coalition today?

My only response: You’ve never been to Harperville, have you?

However, that’s the past. Surely Harper’s contemptuous behaviour concerning coalitions is behind him. Except for the baggage of the recent, nasty and singular contempt charge (nothing like it in the history of Canada) against him inside the House of Commons, surely it’s clear sailing for our Prime Minister during his future weeks on the election trail.

Recently, the PM landed in British Columbia and promised parents with kids under 18 that they will be able to split their incomes for tax purposes if he’s re-elected.

Whoops.

“But there’s a catch - the measure won’t take effect until after the country is out of budget deficit, likely in 2015.” (The London Free Press)

2015. That’s if all goes according to the Conservative plan and they can afford it then.


2015. That’s if the real world doesn’t throw any curve balls along the way. Like another recession, financial or economic wrinkle.

That’s if Harper is still leading the Conservatives.

In other words, Harper can afford to give wealthy corporations another tax cut next year but can’t afford to help families the way he would really, really like until 2015 - maybe.

That’s what I call blowing smoke and fire down your pants. The guy’s a whizz bang.

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Smoke and fire down your pants PT 3

[Ottawa - Minutes after his government (i.e., the Harper Government) lost a confidence vote and was branded in contempt of Parliament, Prime Minister Stephen Harper came out swinging against the opposition “coalition.” Mar. 26, The London Free Press]

“What coalition?” one might ask.


Good question. Answer: Harper is just blowing smoke and fire down your pants.

Shortly thereafter Harper promised income sharing benefits to families. They can be collected in 2015 - maybe. Just more smoke and fire down your pants.

Though there is a slim chance some Canadians will benefit from Harper’s promise, there is an excellent chance all Canadians will one day suffer the consequences of providing Harper and Harperites (or residents of Harperville) the keys to high political office.

This from a well-respected, local Member of Parliament:

“I have stood and voted for bills I believed vital to the future and health of this country, only to have the success of such votes ignored by the present government. I looked on as the Harper government secretly passed along a 200-page handbook to its members about how to scuttle committees and blunt their usefulness.” The Parallel Parliament

Surely the writer jests. Harper wants to scuttle committees, blunt their usefulness, slow or hinder the democratic process?

Unfortunately, according to a fine book I’m reading, the MPs words are true.

This from Tar Sands Showdown by Tony Clarke:

“Canada’s vulnerability in terms of energy security (e.g., having enough to heat our homes) was underlined by the response University of Alberta professor and president of the Parkland Institute Gordon Laxer received in April 2007 from the National Energy Board (NEB) regarding a series of inquiries he had submitted in preparation for his report Freezing In The Dark: “Unfortunately, the NEB has not undertaken any studies on security of supply.”

Yet, says Laxer, the NEB was established back in 1959 with precisely the mandate of ensuring the long-term security of Canada’s energy supply.

A few weeks later Laxer appeared as a witness before the House of Commons committee on international trade to present the results of his research on energy security issues in Canada. But, almost as soon as he began, his testimony was shut down by the chair of the committee, a member of the Harper government, who promptly adjourned the proceedings.

In short, there are serious grounds for concern about increasing energy insecurity in Canada, particularly in relation to supplies of oil and natural gas.” pg. 206

Harper is in control? Yes.

Harper is doing what is right for Canada? Not a chance.

But... he is the Grand Wizard when it comes to blowing smoke and fire down your pants.

More to follow.

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Smoke and fire down your pants: Random thoughts

The following are all original thoughts from inside my little round head:

Mr. Harper will steer the election campaign toward the evil coalition.

Stupid idea.

He will also offer income splitting to some families somewhere in the future.

Maybe.

He continues to hinder the democratic process as he has done in the past, as in the Tar Sands.

He relies on a negative ad campaign to do so.

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There. Now I feel better.

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Smoke and fire down your pants PT 4

[Ottawa - Harper insisted the economy is his “No. 1 priority,” since the global economy remains “fragile,” hinting he’ll try to steer the election campaign towards the economy. Mar. 26, The London Free Press]

[“Mr. Harper will steer the election campaign toward the evil coalition. Stupid idea. He will also offer income splitting to some families somewhere in the future, maybe. He continues to hinder the democratic process as he has done in the past, as in the Tar Sands. He relies on a negative ad campaign to do so.” Mar. 31, It Strikes Me Funny by G. Harrison]

Talk about smoke and fire down your pants.

Last night I was enjoying a program on TV and, during a break, one of Mr. Harper’s many negative ads appeared on the screen. Large white letters. Mr. Ignatieff linked to a coalition. Very small white letters. The date. 2008.

Old news it was. From an angry, insecure Prime Minister.

The ad helped me recall the time in 2004 when Harper wanted to lead a coalition himself to replace the Liberals. Was it a stupid, evil idea then?

The reason why Harper, Harperites and all residents of Harperville love their blunt and bland negative ads is because Conservative support across Canada comes in at around 37% during elections, the majority of Canadians are completely willing to support someone who is not Stephen Harper, and negative ads encourage people to stay at home on election night.

That’s right, Canada. Harper doesn’t want all people to vote. Talk about a defender of democracy.

He wants Conservatives to vote (They love his ads, by the way. They’ll vote until the cows come home) but he doesn’t want the other 63% (approx.) of Canadians to vote.

He would rather blow smoke and fire down your pants, lead you to believe that there isn’t an MP in the House of Commons you can trust (except his band of merry men) and make you think there’s no good reason to vote.

Harper’s negative ads don’t work on me.


["The Harper shopping cart is empty"]

They remind me of why Harper is the first PM in Canadian and Commonwealth history to be called into contempt.

The Grand Wizard of smoke and fire is such a tiny little fellow when you get to know him.

More to follow.

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Smoke and fire down your pants PT 5

[“At no other time in my short and eventful life have I sensed there’s been a greater need for cooperation between Canadian political parties than now.” By Gord Harrison, posted 2 years ago, Cold Lake Sun, Alberta]


["I said it before, I'll say it again": photo by GH]

I said it two years ago (and in The Londoner on Dec. 10, 2008), I’ll say it again. Cooperation between political parties is essential. Challenges facing our country are immense.

But is PM Harper capable of cooperating with other political parties? In a word, no. He doesn’t build bridges. He seems only capable of slinging mud along with bridge-building materials.

This from Doug Finley, Harper’s national campaign director:

“I believe we’re ready for a majority. Certainly the seats are there. Will the tactics change? No, not considerably.” (Feb. 7, 2011, Maclean’s magazine)

In other words, get ready for more smoke and fire down your pants. Prepare for tactics and language that will lead to further divisions within Canada, and not unity.

How could it be any different with an Alberta-style separatist at Canada’s helm?

That said, I now provide a past column to illustrate my point.

Can an Alberta separatist cooperate with the other parties?

At no other time in my short and eventful life have I sensed there’s been a greater need for cooperation between Canadian political parties than now.

I believe that just as one garage cannot manage to put snow tires on all cars in the Deforest City, one school system cannot educate all children or one local church handle the needs of all church-goers, one political party – no matter how many seats it has won – cannot alone solve the many pressing social, environmental and economic problems facing our country.

But is cooperation possible between our federal political parties?

Though recent events in Ottawa suggest otherwise, two things I learned recently make me think, yes.
Gordon McBean, professor of geography and political science at the University of Western Ontario, in last Saturday’s London Free Press said: “Lester Pearson, one of our great prime ministers, gave Canada a legacy of bilingualism, the Canada Pension Plan, universal medicare, a flag and the first U.S. - Canada Autopact, while not having a majority government. He did it by working thoughtfully with the other parties.”

And during a conversation with local federal Liberal MP Glen Pearson two Saturdays ago I was told he is working with Mary Ann Hodge from the Green Party and Steve Holmes of the NDP to develop ideas for environmental projects.

“They were the candidates that squared off against me in the last election,” he said. “But now that it's over, I've asked them to continue working with me to help Londoners come up with clear ideas on the environment. They have graciously accepted and I'm thrilled at the non-partisan attitude that characterizes our meetings. This is the way politics is supposed to work.”

He finished by saying he’s writing a book on non-partisanship at the moment and is convinced the big problems we’re now facing will only find solutions through cooperative management.

Though in the past and present it appears political parties have managed to work together toward important common goals, I have to ask, does Stephen Harper possess an ounce of cooperative spirit in his skill set?

I think I have legitimate concerns after he revealed plans in the House of Commons several eventful days ago to reduce party funding and end the right of women to appeal to the Human Rights Commission when faced with pay equity issues.

He strikes me as a control taker, one who wants all the marbles all the time on his side of the table. Also, the louder he shouted about the coalition’s supposed deal with Quebec separatists the more he made me think he protested too much.

Especially after I discovered he actually supports his own form of separation.

In an online article by Monte Paulsen, investigative editor of The Tyee, entitled Separation, Alberta-style I read that Mr. Harper said the following eight years ago in an article he wrote for the National Post:

“Westerners, but especially Albertans, founded the Reform-Alliance to get ‘in’ to Canada. The rest of the country has responded by telling us in no uncertain terms that we do not share their ‘Canadian values’.
Fine. Let us build a society on Alberta values
(i.e. as the province of Quebec has done to protect their values).”

So, can an un-cooperative and possible Alberta-style separatist change his spots, for Canada’s sake, by the time Parliament returns in late January?

I hope so. I’m holding my breath.

(By GH, posted 2 years ago, Cold Lake Sun, Alberta)

I’ve stopped holding my breath. I’m now preparing for more smoke and fire down my pants.

This concludes another exciting series of some significance. I will now go outside and hammer a political sign on my front lawn. The sign will not be in support of the Harper government.

On May 2nd, please vote for your favourite federal candidate or MP.

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Thursday, March 31, 2011

“Smoke and fire down your pants”

The following are all original thoughts from inside my little round head:

Mr. Harper will steer the election campaign toward the evil coalition.

Stupid idea.


He will also offer income splitting to some families... in the future.

Maybe.

He continues to hinder the democratic process as he has done in the past, as in the Tar Sands.

He relies on a negative ad campaign to do so.


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There. Now I feel better.

But why is Harper so negative?

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Welcome to Harperville PT 4: “Smoke and fire down your pants”

[Ottawa - Harper insisted the economy is his “No. 1 priority,” since the global economy remains “fragile,” hinting he’ll try to steer the election campaign towards the economy. Mar. 26, The London Free Press]

[“Mr. Harper will steer the election campaign toward the evil coalition. Stupid idea. He will also offer income splitting to some families... in the future, maybe. He continues to hinder the democratic process as he has done in the past, as in the Tar Sands. He relies on a negative ad campaign to do so.” Mar. 31, It Strikes Me Funny by G. Harrison]

Talk about smoke and fire down your pants.

Last night I was enjoying a program on TV and, during a break, one of Mr. Harper’s many negative ads appeared on the screen. Large white letters. Mr. Ignatieff linked to a coalition. Very small white letters. The date. 2008.

Old news it was. From an angry, insecure Prime Minister.

The ad helped me recall the time in 2004 when Harper wanted to lead a coalition himself to replace the Liberals. Was it a stupid, evil idea then?


["Is this head the home of all that is negative?"]

The reason why Harper, Harperites and all residents of Harperville love their blunt and bland negative ads is because Conservative support across Canada comes in at around 37% during elections, the majority of Canadians are completely willing to support someone who is not Stephen Harper, and negative ads encourage people to stay at home on election night.

That’s right, Canada. Harper doesn’t want all people to vote. Talk about a defender of democracy.


He wants Conservatives to vote (They love his ads, by the way. They’ll vote until the cows come home) but he doesn’t want the other 63% (approx.) of Canadians to vote.

He would rather blow smoke and fire down your pants, lead you to believe that there isn’t an MP in the House of Commons you can trust (except his band of merry men) and make you think there’s no good reason to vote.

Harper’s negative ads don’t work on me. They remind me of why Harper is the first PM in Canadian and Commonwealth history to be called into contempt of Parliament.

The Grand Wizard of smoke and fire is such a tiny little fellow when you get to know him.

More to follow.

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Please click here to read ‘Smoke and fire PT 3.'

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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Welcome to Harperville PT 3: “Smoke and fire down your pants”

[Ottawa - Minutes after his government (i.e., the Harper Government) lost a confidence vote and was branded in contempt of Parliament, Prime Minister Stephen Harper came out swinging against the opposition “coalition.” Mar. 26, The London Free Press]

“What coalition?” one might ask.

Good question. Answer: Harper is just blowing smoke and fire down your pants.

Shortly thereafter Harper promised income sharing benefits to families. They can be collected in 2015 - maybe. Just more smoke and fire down your pants.


["Harper: Not friendly by half"]

Though there is a slim chance some Canadians will benefit from Harper’s promise, there is an excellent chance all Canadians will one day suffer the consequences of providing Harper and Harperites (important residents of Harperville) the keys to high political office.

This from a well-respected, local Member of Parliament:

“I have stood and voted for bills I believed vital to the future and health of this country, only to have the success of such votes ignored by the present government. I looked on as the Harper government secretly passed along a 200-page handbook to its members about how to scuttle committees and blunt their usefulness.” The Parallel Parliament

Surely the writer jests. Harper wants to scuttle committees, blunt their usefulness, slow or hinder the democratic process?

Unfortunately, according to a fine book I’m reading, the MPs words are true.

This from Tar Sands Showdown by Tony Clarke:

“Canada’s vulnerability in terms of energy security (e.g., having enough to heat our homes) was underlined by the response University of Alberta professor and president of the Parkland Institute Gordon Laxer received in April 2007 from the National Energy Board (NEB) regarding a series of inquiries he had submitted in preparation for his report Freezing In The Dark: “Unfortunately, the NEB has not undertaken any studies on security of supply.”

Yet, says Laxer, the NEB was established back in 1959 with precisely the mandate of ensuring the long-term security of Canada’s energy supply.


["Canada: Not secure by half"]

A few weeks later Laxer appeared as a witness before the House of Commons committee on international trade to present the results of his research on energy security issues in Canada. But, almost as soon as he began, his testimony was shut down by the chair of the committee, a member of the Harper government, who promptly adjourned the proceedings.

In short, there are serious grounds for concern about increasing energy insecurity in Canada, particularly in relation to supplies of oil and natural gas.”
pg. 206

Harper is in control? Yes.

Harper is doing what is right for Canada, for Canadians? Not a chance.

But... he is the Grand Wizard when it comes to blowing smoke and fire down your pants.

More to follow.

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Please click here to read Smoke and Fire Pt 2.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Welcome to Harperville PT 2: “Smoke and fire down your pants”

[Headline - Harper 'lies' about coalition details: Broadbent

"I've never seen the leader of a Conservative party, certainly not Bob Stanfield, certainly not Joe Clark, lie — I choose the word deliberately — the way Mr. Harper has," Broadbent said.

The former NDP leader, who helped negotiate Monday's deal between the New Democrats and the Liberals with the support of the Bloc Québécois, said Harper also lied when he said the three opposition leaders refused to sign their agreement in front of a Canadian flag because Gilles Duceppe, a Quebec sovereigntist, objected.

In fact, there were at least two flags present at Monday's signing ceremony, as well as a painting of the Fathers of Confederation.
Wed., Dec. 3, 2008, CBC News]

I maintain that our Prime Minister is the type of guy who loves to blow smoke and fire down your pants.

Please regard the following coalition details, 'coalition' being the PM's favourite word lately:

Prime Minister Harper has a history of lying about coalitions. And the Canadian flag too, for Pete’s sake. As well, Harper forgets to tell Canadians he signed up for a coalition when Leader of the Opposition. (Did he wrap himself in the Canadian flag at the time? Did the Fathers of Confederation smile upon him?)


My goodness. The man who likes to blow smoke and fire down your pants got burned himself.

Some readers might ask, why should anyone believe his word about a coalition today?


["Is a half-truth the same as a lie?"]

My only response: You’ve never been to Harperville, have you?

However, that’s the past. Surely Harper’s contemptuous behaviour concerning coalitions is behind him. Except for the baggage of the recent, nasty and singular contempt charge (nothing like it in the history of Canada) against him inside the House of Commons, surely it’s clear sailing for our Prime Minister during his future weeks on the election trail.

Recently, the PM landed in British Columbia and promised parents with kids under 18 that they will be able to split their incomes for tax purposes if he’s re-elected.

Whoops.

“But there’s a catch - the measure won’t take effect until after the country is out of budget deficit, likely in 2015.” (Today’s issue of The London Free Press)

2015. That’s if all goes according to the Conservative plan and they can afford it then.

That’s if the real world doesn’t throw any curve balls along the way. Like another recession, financial or economic wrinkle.

That’s if Harper is still leading the Conservatives.

In other words, Harper can afford to give wealthy corporations another tax cut next year but can’t afford to help families the way he would really, really like until 2015 - maybe.

That’s what I call blowing smoke and fire down your pants. The guy’s a whizz bang.

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Please click here to read PT 1 Smoke and Fire.

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Monday, March 28, 2011

Welcome to Harperville: “Smoke and fire down your pants”

[Ottawa - After more than five years as the leader of minority governments, Prime Minister Stephen Harper finally lost the confidence of the House of Commons on Friday...

“The vote today, which obviously disappoints me will, I suspect, disappoint most Canadians,” Harper said. - March 26, London Free Press]


Welcome, one and all, to Harperville... the wee little corner of the universe inhabited by a reformer, deformer and smoke and fire performer of some caliber, and all those who know and love him.

I present to you the Prime Minister of Canada.

Before he says a few words, however, let me just say that Friday’s vote should have disappointed the Prime Minister. It should have disappointed each member of the House of Commons and each law-abiding citizen of Canada, even those in Harperville.


[“Harper is not even half disappointed”: photo link]

But it should disappoint us for the right reasons.

The following comes from an insider’s view of the House:

“And now the House has found the government in contempt, for the first time in Canadian history, as well as the first time in the entire history of the Commonwealth. The PM dismissed it all this past weekend as procedure; the Speaker has concluded it is pivotal.” - The Parallel Parliament

Harper, along with the rest of Canada, should be disappointed that he is the only Canadian Prime Minister in history to be found in contempt of Parliament. But will Harper say one word about what makes him so contemptuous?

Let’s hear what he has to say for himself. Shhh. He’s about to speak.

I'm standing quite a ways back from the podium now, and I think he said that he's come to blow smoke and fire down your pants!

Stink. Business as usual, as one might expect.

More to follow.

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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Memo to Harperville: Corporate tax cuts carry a big stink

According to a recent poll, PM Stephen Harper (an influential resident of Harperville, a community just down the road from Oilpatch) will find future corporate tax cuts a tough sell.

“Watch out Stephen Harper: Your political opponents might be on to something when it comes to corporate taxes. A new poll, taken exclusively for QMI Agency, finds that four in 10 Canadians believe that not only should the government scrap a planned round of corporate tax cuts, the government should be hiking corporate income taxes.” (Jan 31, London Free Press)


So begins a news clip from just a few days ago.

Though Harper’s ideology is embraced by 10% of those polled (only 15% of men say that companies should pay less tax; only 6% of women say the same), 43% of Canadians now believe otherwise.

Special note: 51% of those aged 45 - 54 believe that companies should pay more.

In other words, perhaps, as we age we see the wisdom of having big business contribute more to infrastructure, health care, social services, pensions, education, etc. Big business benefits from all of those things.

And guess what? More Canadians are approaching their senior years than ever before. So, the number of those opposed to lower taxes for corporation may swell. (If you’ve got a few bucks, this would be a good time to invest in Geritol).

Another Special note: 23% believe taxes are about right and 24% have no opinion.

That’s a lot of people who may shift affections or develop feelings about taxes as lifestyles are eroded by climbing household expenses while corporations are getting huge breaks. (In my city alone, taxpayers are footing a bill of over $13 million each year so that big business can get a break on water bills, development fees and what not).

I believe the big stink in Harperville is getting stinkier.

And it wasn’t me.

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A quick look at the OIL Barrel - life will get costlier, for sure.

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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Prince William and Kate: Good news has reached Canada, eh

Heard the news?

Prince William of England will marry Kate Middleton (commonly known around Buckingham Palace as ‘the commoner’) in April, 2011.

Odds are, I’ll likely receive an invite to the shindig.

I’m not going to ask to go - that would appear presumptuous of me, and if I can humbly say anything about me, it’s that I don't presume to know anything - but, if invited, I’ll book passage right away, then shine myself up like a new dime.


[“Don’t forget my next shed night”: photo link]

There will likely be no invitation forthcoming from the Palace for Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harperpants. I can almost guarantee it.

Why is he off the ‘in’ list?

Because of recent reports in the paper.

Though the PM says “the newest royal couple are welcome to come to Canada any time,” he didn’t issue a specific invitation with a specific date. (Nov. 17, London Free Press)

It’s like he said, “Give me a call - whenever - and I’ll think about putting clean sheets on the guest room bed, then get back to you. Maybe.”

I’m the opposite.

I say, “Prince William and Kate, you’re invited to my next shed night, Thursday, December 2nd, 2010. BYOB. RSVP not required.”

Also, under the heading of “Massive Faux Pas” in the PM’s case, it was reported that “Harper offered Prince William and his bride-to-be “warm wishes” on behalf of Canadians.”

Warm wishes? I’ve never heard of such a thing.

How can you get away without saying, at the very least, “the warmest of all possible wishes, ya two lovebirds ya”?

Me in. Harper out.

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More Prince William and Kate right here.

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Sunday, August 1, 2010

Zoom w a View: Temperature is rising

The temperature is going north.


["Gulls line the beach at Pt. Bruce": photos GH]

My mind is thinking south.


["A single gull at Sandbanks Park, PEC, circa 2006"]

South to Lake Erie, to gulls on the breeze, to feet in the water.


["A lone wader at Sandbanks P.P."]

Where are the keys to my bike?

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Please click here to view other recent photos from Pt. Bruce.

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