Friday Green Things: Prices rise but a maroon says we are helpless

High grain prices will increase the cost of many of our daily food staples e.g. bread, pasta, beef, chicken etc., but there’s not much we can do as consumers about the price of grain, says Bruce Cran, the president of the Consumers Association of Canada. [link to the newspaper article in today's London Free Press]

As Carla (from the sitcom Cheers) would have said, “What a maroon.”

Jiminy Cricket, there are many things consumers can do or not do, and it strikes me funny that a consumer advocate isn’t out there happily telling us what those things are.

In all fairness, Mr. Cran does go on to say that people will be doing less barbecuing to save a dollar but that sounds like a very simple observation to me.

If he was interested in helping consumers avert even higher prices in the very near future he would suggest we cut our consumption of meat by 50 - 80 per cent because the millions of tonnes of grain going to feed livestock could easily feed us - and for a growing number of over-weight and obese North Americans it would be a very healthy thing to do.

And if there’s less meat production there’s a lot less greenhouse gas emissions from animals and vehicles driving them to slaughter and then to the supermarket after they have been neatly wrapped in plastic. [Consumer advocates don't know this stuff?]

I will give Mr. Cran one pat on the head for saying that as we face bigger challenges come winter “the only thing you can do to help yourself is go and collect your grandma’s recipes for canning.”

Sure, it’s not the only thing we can do (which is somehow obvious to 99.99% of consumers) after we reduce our consumption - but it’s something.

I think I have a pickle recipe around here somewhere.

And you? What can you make yourself?

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