Men are from Mars. Granted.
Women are from Venus. Granted.
(I would even allow that women are from farther away than that).
Case in point -
While my wife and I were comfortably sipping coffee at The Roaster this morning, a woman entered who looked an awful lot like someone I’d met - and mentioned to my wife - a few weeks earlier.
I had been enjoying coffee at Williams Cafe with another retired teacher and friend when a woman sat down at the same large table - with a girl friend, but too close to me for my comfort - and almost immediately entered my world with comments related to the ongoing conversation I was having with my aforementioned friend.
Worse still, when her meal order arrived, she offered me part of her date square.
Now, I love date squares but said, "Thanks - but no," and without being rude (in my opinion), I continued to engage only with my friend.
Later, the same day, when I shared the above with my wife, I described the woman as “kinda annoying, too gregarious for my liking, interruptive.”
But when I saw the woman this morning I said to my wife, “I think that’s the lady who was being so smarmy a few weeks back.”
Immediately my wife recoiled, her nose wrinkled.
“Smarmy?” she said. “That’s a terrible thing to say.”
“What’s wrong?” I said.
“She was being kind of... ,” I began again, then paused, drawing a blank.
My wife filled in the blank with the following, which may explain why I started this scene with reference to planets far away:
“When I think of smarmy I think of someone revolting, stinking, covered in fish guts.”
[“Fish guts? How did she come up with that?”: photo link here]
WTHeck, I thought.
“Where have you been in life where you ever saw such a thing?” I said. “Smarmy isn’t that bad. It’s more like being too familiar, even clingy.”
“I agree with clingy,” she said. “Why didn’t you just say clingy, because smarmy is terrible.”
WTHeck, I thought. I not only don’t know where she picked up the fish guts imagery, I don’t know where I am in this conversation.
For 41 years I’ve known this woman.
Well, I thought I did.
[End of Scene 3.]
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My head is still swimming with the fishes.
If you feel context is required (and I know I do), click here for Morning Vignettes PT 2.
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