The first group of people I met this morning (a dog washer in a blue swim suit, a brown retriever getting a bath, the retriever's owners who could afford the dog but didn't care to wash it themselves) were funny enough to rate a lengthy mention here but they seemed a bit skeptical about photos and an interview for my blog.
"So, do you know that guy?" I asked the couple who weren't even willing to dry their dog off. (I pointed down the beach to my left).
"That guy? That's Harvey Johnson." (Author's note - that's not his real name. He turned out to be a crank).
"Fine then. I'll talk to him for my blog," I said, and approached Harvey.
"Harvey. Hi. Can I ask you a few questions for 'It Strikes Me Funny'?" I said as an ice breaker.
He turned my way but saw the camera and began to walk toward the shore. Rather hastily, I might add.
"Do you look for stuff on the beach or in the water as a hobby? Is it a vocation? What?" I asked. (Harvey covered a lot of ground, and water, in just a few seconds).
He didn't respond so I said, "Did you find something interesting this morning? A gold ring, some loose change, anything to help pay off your gear? Is it paid off already? How much did it cost?"
Harvey didn't look my way again or answer my warm up questions.
[Photos by G. Harrison for It Strikes Me Funny.]
"So, you're done for the day? Isn't it early yet? I just got here myself. How much did your headset cost?" I asked as Harvey walked across a children's playground toward a parking lot and a blue Plymouth Neon.
Harvey Johnson exitted the building in 30 seconds or less.
What's up with that? I mean, if you have a cool hobby, why not talk about it?
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