Friday, September 3, 2010

The Lite News: The guy's pants might be on the ground

True story.

Middlesex OPP are looking for a thief who stole “a stuffed bear head, two stuffed deer heads, a bear rug and a stuffed bear cub as well as nine inoperable firearms.” (Sept 2., London Free Press)


["I just wanna go home"]

Police are likely looking for someone whose pants are now dragging on the floor and who is bragging about being the best shot in Middlesex County.

“I can prove it. Come check out the back of my pickup.”

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