["The wee clothespins may be available in a local craft shop"]
["One will display a real baseball, behind plexiglass. Amazingly cool!"]
So, a bird will enter through a standard entrance, stroll warily - at first - across the second floor, then easily hop down into the living room at the back of the house. (Try to picture that just for a second, with wariness if possible).
This is going to work. I can see it now.
More to follow.
Photos by GH
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