Dogs are full of so many questions

Before busting through the haze that had settled over Deforest City last weekend and heading toward Fenelon Falls for a snap vacation (for my wife's sake, of course), I reached for my camera.

A van, apparently commandeered by three suspicious looking mutts, had stopped at the end of our driveway.

They looked at me quizically as i approached and appeared to ask the following questions:


"If this is a drive-thru, can I get three bags of burgers to go? Hold the mayo."


"I can show you my license but what do you mean... registration?"


"Breathalizer test? You actually want to smell my breath?"


"What's holding up our burgers?"

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Did you see this van in your neighbourhood?

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