Glam it up, they say.
Sorry, can’t do it.
Bling it on, they say.
Say what, I say.
Luxe up your life.
Are you kidding me?
In yesterday’s Free Press, the following photo (by M. Lamont) appeared amongst a collection of clothing styles meant to deliver an ‘animal attraction’ theme.
If a salesclerk tried to sell gloves to me in that fashion I’d say, get away from me with those gloves.
But, can you point me towards socks and underwear?
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I just couldn’t let it go, Horatio.
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