My wife set the rules.
She chose the white pumpkin and the sharp knife.
I selected the orange one that was leftover and went to my tool shed.
She had art work to guide her.
I had an old screw driver.
["I came in second and am still in the doghouse": snaps GH]
My wife won the pumpkin carving contest and picked a large Crispy Crunch chocolate bar as her prize.
I was runner up, got a crumpled bag of chips (she sat on them; I think it was on purpose) but now live with the knowledge that I can do a lot more with a screw driver than loosen the screws on my wife's favourite chair.
I could use a second Screw Driver right about now.