It Strikes Me Funny: "and I'm not pregnant"

If you are or may be pregnant

It happened quickly. I took the tour. I read the application. I filled it in. I signed up.

I'm the right age for the Boys and Girls Club of London, i.e., 55 years (old) or older.

["And I don't have to delay becoming more active"]

["I'm feeling well and - see line 2 - I've talked to my doctor"]

My doctor said my growing tummy is likely the result of eating too many burgers and fries. I'm not pregnant, though I can't speak for the other members '55 years or older'.

Today I go swimmin' for the first time in a long while. And in 12 months - insert laugh track here! - I'll be a new man!

Photos by GH

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