London Weather: "red long john weather"

Here at London Weather we don't dress up for the TV audience. Weather is tops, wardrobe is bottom. That being said, today can only be described as red long john weather.

["Snow-covered weather station. Cold"]

["Not one squirrel on the roads"]

["Frost on the thingme. More weather-strip needed"]

["A lot more weather-strip required. Very cold!"]

It took me 10 seconds to figure it out, and that is 20 times shorter than most weather reports on the telly or radio.

Clues:

when I walked out to the weather
station my hands got really cold

though the fence rails are squirrel high-
ways not one fuzzy rodent was in sight

the deck boards and steps to the yard
creaked and snapped like old bones

Recommendations:

pull on your red long johns

wear hats, mitts, toques outside

Photos by GH

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