Fifty Bucks and a Whatsit
Found a whatsit - not sure where it came from or what it's for - and when I clicked it the fridge turned off. Then an icon began to dance upon my computer screen and access to 'much music' appeared. I'm now listening to Top 40 Hits from the '50s and '60s with access to 4,598 other channels.
Score - 2 on the plus side.
Link to It Strikes me Funny 1966