Ground Control to Major Tom

Come Aboard

Major Tom: Ground Control, I've flipped the four engine thingees. Crew just told me, Take your protein pills and put your helmet on. Check, check to that. Request permission to take off.

      Ground Control: Major Tom, is this your first flight?

MT: No. I've been on planes couple of times.

      GC: We're coming aboard. Prepare to lower your flight crew door.

MT: That's this toggle here, I think.

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